![]() ![]() Legolas: Fangorn forest? Are they insane? ![]() Poor little dead hobbits.Īragorn: They're alive! They ran into Fangorn forest! and look, tiny cut ropes, and tiny little footprints heading away from the battle towards the forest. Legolas: We're tracking a band of Uruk-Hai that took two of our companions captive.Įomer: You mean those Uruk-Hai that are now a heap of charred carcasses? Hm. Gimli: Remind me who put him and his lousy broken sword in charge? give me a sec, I think it has something to do with Orcs. Nobody touches the halflings.Įomer: Halt! How dare you trespass on our poorly marked and unguarded borders!Īragorn: We, er. Uruk-Hai: We told you to eat something before we left. Orcs: We're hungry! Let's eat the halflings! Wormtongue: As a matter of fact, I don't. He lies near death.Įomer: Do you do anything around here besides slink around and shout "Traitor"? Legolas: Taken by Orcs! Honestly, if you didn't spend so much time trying to make yourself look rugged and manly, maybe you'd remember these things.Īragorn: Hey, I'm not the one who insisted on packing his skin and hair-care products before we left Amon Hen.Įomer: Gasp! Theodred! My cousin, who has done this to you and your men?Įomer: "I was ambushed by Orcs and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." Curse those foul creatures and their novelty clothing!Įomer: My lord, Orcs bearing the white hand of Saruman attacked your son and his men. Legolas: Because we have to rescue Merry and Pippin. Dragging my beard for three days and nights is tiring enough, not to mention the rest of me.Īragorn: Well, we can't stop because. I bet they haven't even noticed we're missing. ![]() But don't worry, I'm sure everyone is already out looking for us. Sam: You know, when I said we should ask someone for directions, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.įrodo: Well, next time maybe you should be a little more specific in your criticism of my quest-leading skills. Gollum: This way, Hobbitses! Come on, come on! Sam: Aha! Got 'im! What should we do with him, Mr. Sam: I told you we should have stopped and asked someone for directions. Well, you forgot Merry and Pippin.įrodo: Oh, bollocks - we're going in circles. Sam: I thought we were playing that game where we try to name all the members of the Fellowship.įrodo: Oh. Sam: Legolas! Gimli! Strider! Boromir! I win. Gandalf: Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Unique Design by DesignHeroes.Five-Minute The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers TheOneRing® is a registered service mark with exclusive right to grant use assigned to The One Ring, Inc. Design and original photography however are copyright © 1999-2002, 2003 TheOneRing®.net. Copyrights and trademarks for the books, films, articles, and other promotional materials are held by their respective owners and their use is allowed under the fair use clause of the Copyright Law. We in no way claim the artwork displayed to be our own. This site is maintained and updated by fans of The Lord of the Rings, and is in no way affiliated with Tolkien Enterprises or the Tolkien Estate. If you want to contact us about anything on this page, please mail us at | advertising | contact us | back to top | site map | search | join list | Content Rating This image is part of the group Return of the King Photoguide Scans!.įor related images, see also the Books, Mordor, Sam, Frodo and Return of the King sections. Take a look at this great picture of Frodo and Sam dressed up as Orcs on their way to Mount Doom! Group "Return of the King Photoguide Scans!":įrodo and Sam dressed as Orcs! - Original: 1735x1267, 704kB | Scrapbook | Frodo and Sam dressed as Orcs! ![]()
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